I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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