When I was 13 my father came home drunk one night, screaming and yelling in a fit of rage. He lashed out at me since nobody else was home, and I was more terrified than I have ever been in my life. Then suddenly, after the third blow was delivered by my drunk father, a dolphin came out of nowhere and trumped him with a single blow. We then proceeded to make sweet love long into the night.
@ 2:01. There are a couple species of monkeys as well. The Bonobos, have been known to do so, and there's another one I can't remember off the top of my head.
Dolphins are the only species, other than humans, that continually seak out sex for pleasure, and not for breeding. Dogs and other animals go into "heat" at times, but dolphins, like humans, are horny all year round!
I got home after a big party one night, was laying bed, and suddenly thought that I left my car windows down. So I got up to go roll them up. As I was opwning the door, I heard my Dad tell me that I should probably put some clothes on first. It was at that moment that I realized not only was I butt nekkid, but all the lights were on too. drunk and sneaky don't work for me.
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