No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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