she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Randomize
