You can't special order awesome
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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