how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
