I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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