I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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