My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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