okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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