Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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