I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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