I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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