Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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