no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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