scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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