We're facebook friends in real life
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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