Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
So much Jack, so little girl.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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