I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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