I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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