He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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