How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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