Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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