im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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