No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Randomize
