Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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