Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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