I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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