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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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