It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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