is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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