Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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