marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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