there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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