Slut skills are useful in every country.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
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