I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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