sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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