Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.�
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
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