I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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