They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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