But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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