When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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