the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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