Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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