can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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