You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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