But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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