The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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