yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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