im gay
i know
yea but for you.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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