Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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